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FOUND! Chupacabra! (or is it just a mutated dog?)
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Arguably reputable news outlets reported last week that the body of a mythical Chupacabra (translation: goat sucker, though the beast is also know to eat sheep, so the name isn‘t entirely accurate, but it does roll off the tongue better then Chupaovejas) was discovered in a Texas barn after being poisoned. It is currently in a freezer awaiting taxidermy.
After extensively reviewing the photos and videos, it is my scientific opinion that this is nothing more then a mutated dog or perhaps an as yet unknown breed of coyote.
It’s legs, which is what “experts” are specifically pointing at for identification purposes, do indeed appear longer then normal (for a dog or coyote that is), and the fangs are odd. But the reports do not mention the other telltale identifiers, such as a forked tongue, and sharp quills that protrude from the creatures back. Likewise, the reports do not mention any sort to sulfuric smell, which the animal is alleged to give off.
There are many mysteries in the back country of this…country, but this is not one of them. However, I’m confident that as we continue the trend towards sprawl, we’ll uncover many creatures who have thus far avoided human eyes.
STATUS – Phenoma-NOT!
DAVED -
I’ve seen the photos too and I have studied them with a magnifying glass, which is hard to do on a computer screen, and it’s clear as glass to me that this is a Chupacabra. But beside that, I find this article a bit hard to believe.
First off, the people that found it claim…you can’t see it but I’m doing air quotes…that it died after eating rat poison. Anyone who knows these things knows that that’s not even possible, because Chupacabra eat brimstone and breath fire, so clearly common rat poison wouldn’t harm it. Obviously it either died of cold (the thing is obviously frozen solid) or it is more likely in its dormant state, and will awaken as soon as it requires more goat blood or its dark master calls upon it to go forth and feed on the flesh of the innocent.
STATUS – Phenoma-NA!
LOU-
Looks like a dog. Also I think the news crew should have used a crane in this shot.
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